Alas [FIRST_NAME]!
Ho, be ye like to earn gold by work’in up free apps and games on yer chatta’box?
If it AAIIIIN’T puttin’ loot in your pocket, there, matey, then it’s a munchin’ N crunchin’ away yer stash!
Here! Do what’cha been doin when you got that there silicon-bar!
1.) Snatch CashPirate from http://wewillshowyou.info/Uwn4i (It’s the mechan’de’Droid version. For Ye eyePhon lubbers … BWAAAAAHAAAHAAA! Try Ye link, or go ther’ into the Davey Jones’s place down below!)
2.) Use me code: VYBUJI after it’s up an’ runn’in
3.) Then you get meSwag when you start EARRRN’IN it! (500 dubloons PLUS WHILE yer lootin’ a kilo single-handedly!)
4.) Ye Gold is in ‘de list of y’apps!
Simple, fer’ a land-lubber like yourself!
Gotta hoist meSails!
Edward SB (sol’buckaneer)
PF4PCConsultation (FaceBook)
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(Davey Jones locker … in the keel)
awww! arrrghh! System rulz; can’t have uh U-R-L stowaway her’