Hey [FIRST_NAME],
If you’re sick and tired of…
• building someone else’s profitable mailing list for the VERY UNLIKELY *possibility* of a little 50% commission,
• wondering how you’re gonna’ pay this month’s bills to keep your essential upgraded accounts alive,
• being depressed and pissed about seeing others prosper, while you consistently fail,
… then click that credit link…
You and I are going to turn it all around for you!
STARTING RIGHT NOW!
-Dave