Have you heard? …
The Aliens Returned to Earth and Recruited Tim Rash
They need him for some of his advanced programming.
So, Brian Rickert and I have taken over the ship.
We are bringing in new members everyday anxious to see your ad.
You ought to come by and surf you’ll be glad you did!
You’ll always get your Traffic here Fast and Easy.
To Your Success.
PS We’ve hijacked the subscriptions and made them even MORE affordable.